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Thor Abraham - No Longer A Jerk

Misspent youth but a reformed adult

Thor was born of parents that were indifferent. He was fortunate to find a loving home with humans who would put up with his shenanigans. No one wanted Thor. Due to his behaviour, he did a short stint in a reform school, but returned a changed dog and is now on the straight and narrow.

Thor is a military hero due to his exploits during the avian wars of 2022. Fighting an enemy force led by Speckles the rooster, he fought a hard war which ended in detente. He fought for the honor fo dogs everywhere.

After a truce was declared, Thor became restless and bored. He saw other dogs constantly getting love and attention, while others were neglected. Some dogs were so bored they were constantly escaping their homes, leading to parents posting desperately on facebook, trying to find their wayward canines

Thor wants to establish a doggie playground, so that dogs have somewhere to go and play, and help support other dogs from less than stellar backgrounds.

Thor is open-minded, and is willing to let cats, dogs, lizards, fish, cows, goats and other creatures to join in the fun.

Thor is not a fan of delivery men, other than the amazon guy because they deliver dog treats. The Fedex guy delivers his food from Mr Chewy, but he is going to campaign that all dogs should get human food, so the Fedex guy should be chased off.

Thor is willing to accept bribes, including Beggin' Strips, Pig Skins, and Bacon. He also loves pizza, as long as he does not just get the crusts.

Thor Abraham

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