Thor's Platform
Thor cares about many things. This is just a summary of some of the things he feels passionately about.
Thor believes in equal rights for all dogs and cats, regardless of color, size or breed.
Thor is opposed to delivery people. Amazon deliveries are ok because they bring treats. Fedex brings Mr Chewy, which is ok but dogs should be eating with their humans at the table. All other delivery men should be met with lots of barking.
All dogs should have couch access. Belly rubs available on demand.Potty breaks should be done only in comfortable climates, and their poop promptly cleaned up by their humans.
No Dog should go to a vet and come back missing important parts against their will.
No dgs should be forced to wear embarrassing outfits.
No dogs should ever experience even the slightest hunger. All should be fed two dinners every day. Treats should be available upon request.
All humans and dogs walking within 100 feet of Thor's location will promptly be barked at for security reasons..
403 Thomas Arnold Rd, Salado TX, USA
thorisajerk@gmail.com
254-VOT-THOR