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3 Years Experience

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Thor Promotes Love And Treats For All Species

Thor is a Rotweiller who chose to live with the Abrahams in Salado. After a short stint in obedience school, he came back reformed and ready to serve others.

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Our Platform

Why Choose Thor

01
Good Guard Dog

Thor is a large Rotweiller who will guard the village of Salado.

02
Honesty and Trust

Thor understands some English but does not speak it. He will never lie to you or make false promises.

03
Results You Deserve

Thor promises free dog treats to be available all around the village. This will cost less than the new football stadium.

04
Anti Forced Sterilization

No one should be forced to go to the vet and come home mixing important parts. This must be stopped..

Endorsements

What Say

Thor thinks treats should not be broken into small pieces and pretended to be individual treats
Daisy Mae

Professional Trivia Player

Thor is for free dental care for the elderly.
The Original Daisy Mae

Retired

Thor's mother owns a spa where I can go and get massages and grooming
Axl

Looking Good

Are you my daddy?
Hollye

Student

Every day is the best day! Thor is my favorite dog running for mayor!
Barkley

Being Happy

I love to chase birds, and Thor is all about preserving my right to do so
Birdie

Professional Bird Chaser

I love to sleep on the couch and relax.
Breeze

Couch Potato

Thor believes that all dogs should get treats whenever they want. I need my Milk Bones
Buckley

Milk Bone Demander

I am just a lizard, but Thor believes in leaving me alone to do my own thing
Chad

Botanist

Thor supports equal rights, no matter what color your fur, or whether you are a cat, dog or lizard.
Daisy

Professional Mouser

Thor does not discriminate whether you are a large dog or small
Dallas

Family Overseer

Thor is big on security which is important to me, as we have lots of coyotes where I live
George

Coyote Chaser

Thor values all of us even if we are not old enough to vote
Hula

Look Cute

Thor believes we should all lots of have balls to chase
Laika

Playing Ball

Thor believes we should all have friends to chase the ball with
Lexa

Playing Ball with Laika

Thor understands not all of us want to be contained, and understandings that we need to be free
Luna

Escape Artist

Thor supports the disabled. I lost my leg in a car accident, and Thor supports the handicapped
Mimi

Disability Advocate

Thor is for free health care. I have had lots of gastronomical issues, and finally found a doctor who can help
Nash

Gastroentology Specialist

Thor understands the lazy. Some of us just want to lay on our back on the couch and let it all hang out
Austin

Professional Cuddler

Thor understand the future generations. I am still learning and training for my future profession
Niko2

Police Dog Trainee

Thor understands all types of dogs. My brothers and I are all doodles, but we have different callings.
Oswald

Herding Sheep

Thor understands the showdog world, and wants to help us achieve our potential
River and Kia

Bull Terriers Extraordinaire

Thor believes we should all have pools to swim in during the Texas summers
Spencer

Professional Swimmer

Thor is in favor of numerous daily walks so that we can be the neighborhood watch.
Stryker

Neighborhood Watch

Thor's Office

403 Thomas Arnold Rd, Salado TX, USA

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